Oh, kiai A ninja am I I creep in the night And take people's lives Some people think that you have to be tiny But allow me clear things up 'cause I'm not tiny Some people think that you have to be Asian, well… Let me set the record straight 'cause I'm not Asian Oh, kiai I am samurai I'm ready to die Or take my own life Some people think that you have to have armor, but… That's simply not the case 'cause I don't own armor And some people think that you have to be serious, well… Let me make sure we'll on the same page here 'cause I'm not so serious Oh, kiai Whoah, kiai Oh, kiai Whoah, kiai