Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can't disguise the way I feel
I could've wish a thousand wishes
For this night I can't believe
That it's finally me and you and you and me
Just us and your friend Steve
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Steve
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do - leave!
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Oh, hey, how it's going?
You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone
I could've wish a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the f**'s your f**ing problem?
Why is he always here?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Steve
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do - go away!
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Oh, hey, how it's going?
It's not that I don't like your friend
But how many hours with him can you spend?
And it's not that I don't think he's great
But it's only you, only you
I wanna fel**te
Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be
And that would be alright
But let a b**h know just what your steeze is
So I know if I should shave tonight
I could've wish a thousand wishes
Cause I like to be with you
But it's always me and you and your friend Steve
There's nothing I can
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Why don't you just go be with your best friend
And boyfriend: Steve