Garfunkel & Oates - You, Me and Steve lyrics

Candlelight and moonlight all around us I look into your eyes You hold my hand underneath the table And I can't disguise the way I feel I could've wish a thousand wishes For this night I can't believe That it's finally me and you and you and me Just us and your friend Steve Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Steve Do-do-do-do-do-do-do - leave! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Oh, hey, how it's going? You took me out for waffles and to the movies I was hoping for romance You even took me to the Mexican circus I thought there was a chance we'd be alone I could've wish a thousand wishes For Steve to disappear What the f**'s your f**ing problem? Why is he always here? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Steve Do-do-do-do-do-do-do - go away! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Oh, hey, how it's going? It's not that I don't like your friend But how many hours with him can you spend? And it's not that I don't think he's great But it's only you, only you I wanna fel**te Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be And that would be alright But let a b**h know just what your steeze is So I know if I should shave tonight I could've wish a thousand wishes Cause I like to be with you But it's always me and you and your friend Steve There's nothing I can Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Why don't you just go be with your best friend And boyfriend: Steve