[Verse 1]
Old timer with one bed
Well kept about royal air
Eager and fun loving and suspects everyone
[Refrain]
In all things your heart is the same
In all things your heart is the same
[Verse 2]
Rough paws from concrete and dirt
Pad across a mown lawn
Scratchy but sweet and green
Cools on hot summers eve
[Verse 3]
Your method is smooth easy without rush
Bulls huff and puff as you bum-rush their field
Think quick because I'll bluff
And outside belongs to you
[Verse 4]
Your generosity knows no bounds
But your genealogy not that profound
One look at those grey chops
Ever a sweeter sight
Ever a prouder ponce
Ever a silly dog