[Verse 1] Old timer with one bed Well kept about royal air Eager and fun loving and suspects everyone [Refrain] In all things your heart is the same In all things your heart is the same [Verse 2] Rough paws from concrete and dirt Pad across a mown lawn Scratchy but sweet and green Cools on hot summers eve [Verse 3] Your method is smooth easy without rush Bulls huff and puff as you bum-rush their field Think quick because I'll bluff And outside belongs to you [Verse 4] Your generosity knows no bounds But your genealogy not that profound One look at those grey chops Ever a sweeter sight Ever a prouder ponce Ever a silly dog