Shean:
Oh! Mister Gallagher!
Oh! Mister Gallagher!
Gallagher:
Hello, what's on your mind
This morning, Mister Shean?
Shean:
Ev'rybody's making fun
Of the way our country's run
All the papers say
We'll soon live European!
Gallagher:
Why Mister Shean?
Why Mister Shean?
On the day they took away
Our old canteen
Cost of living went so high
That it's cheaper now to die!
Shean:
Positively, Mister Gallagher?
Gallagher:
Absolutely, Mister Shean!
Shean:
Oh! Mister Gallagher!
Oh! Mister Gallagher
If you're a friend of mine
You'll lend me a couple of bucks!
I'm so broke and badly bent
And I haven't got a cent
I'm so clean you'd think
That I was washed with Lux!
Gallagher:
Oh! Mister Shean!
Oh! Mister Shean
Do you mean to say
You haven't got a bean?
On my word as I'm alive
I intended touching you for five!
Shean:
Oh! I thank you Mister Gallagher!
Gallagher:
You are welcome, Mister Shean!