Gallagher & Shean - Positively, Mister Gallagher? lyrics

Shean: Oh! Mister Gallagher! Oh! Mister Gallagher! Gallagher: Hello, what's on your mind This morning, Mister Shean? Shean: Ev'rybody's making fun Of the way our country's run All the papers say We'll soon live European! Gallagher: Why Mister Shean? Why Mister Shean? On the day they took away Our old canteen Cost of living went so high That it's cheaper now to die! Shean: Positively, Mister Gallagher? Gallagher: Absolutely, Mister Shean! Shean: Oh! Mister Gallagher! Oh! Mister Gallagher If you're a friend of mine You'll lend me a couple of bucks! I'm so broke and badly bent And I haven't got a cent I'm so clean you'd think That I was washed with Lux! Gallagher: Oh! Mister Shean! Oh! Mister Shean Do you mean to say You haven't got a bean? On my word as I'm alive I intended touching you for five! Shean: Oh! I thank you Mister Gallagher! Gallagher: You are welcome, Mister Shean!