All hail,
To the man panned for delivering verbal reprimands
And leaving biting mcs with a severed hand
"For less than a grand??!!!"
Here's short trip to wonderland
As he chases the white rabbit
From Iran to sunderland
"What's the plan??"
Another mad scam
That'll leave you a in labyrinth
And'll remain undeciphered like the tragedy of Pan Am
Even better yet,
He's got the game on lock (herbie)
Impressed all with his fake gold watch
And walks around town
Searching for rounds,
Whilst dressed in an old smock (with feet furry)
Who are you to mock the Don king
He's body is covered in weed like 'Swamp thing'
Protect your neck,
A real cut-throat pirate
Who plies fine chicks with alcohol
Till they expose their privates
Here's a quip for nifty and quick witted
He's a bit different from the well literate decrepit cynic
Who invented this weird rhyme style till it got rented