All hail, To the man panned for delivering verbal reprimands And leaving biting mcs with a severed hand "For less than a grand??!!!" Here's short trip to wonderland As he chases the white rabbit From Iran to sunderland "What's the plan??" Another mad scam That'll leave you a in labyrinth And'll remain undeciphered like the tragedy of Pan Am Even better yet, He's got the game on lock (herbie) Impressed all with his fake gold watch And walks around town Searching for rounds, Whilst dressed in an old smock (with feet furry) Who are you to mock the Don king He's body is covered in weed like 'Swamp thing' Protect your neck, A real cut-throat pirate Who plies fine chicks with alcohol Till they expose their privates Here's a quip for nifty and quick witted He's a bit different from the well literate decrepit cynic Who invented this weird rhyme style till it got rented