It's Super Mario Bros.
And I'mma down to flow
But it's time to meet the crew so
Here we go!
Player 2 in the house
And I'm fresher than Fiji
I may have a vacuum
But you can s** on my Weegee
Oh, am I next?
I'm the topic of interest?
Sun shine upon the galaxy
The peachiest princess
How good of all you people
Nice to see you my friends
Oh, is that princess Peach?
I'm kidnapping again!
(Mama f**er)
Speaking of princess
Little hero of time
You can never stack against
The k**er demon of rhyme
I think he meant to say
Your basic manner is cra**
And he's got the Master Sword
So he'll be kicking your a**
If I see these dorks again
I might just cough up a kidney
I can be in a bikini
All they think of is Ridley
Hey I feel you Samus
Now that Lucas is gone
Everybody in the world
Think his kit was the bomb
If Lady Palutena wants to chat about things
She can tell me why she stuck me with the sh**tiest wings?
Oh boo hoo!
Getting all in a tizz
Your life isn't tough
You don't know what hard is
Whoa! Marth! Phrasing!
That came out pretty wrong
Here, you wanna hold my sword?
It's pretty heavy and long
Is it me or does it sound
Like they're referring to dongs
Ike you look quite familiar
Have you met my friend Chrom?
Wow, all you guys
There's a thing you should know
I inhale all the time
But all of you really blow!
Kirby I'll delight in cutting you down
You're banned from the tourney
Get the f** outa town!
What the hell?!
All craft report
Been deployed to the fight
I'm at the Final Destination
Not at item in sight
I'm about to cross you up
Like we were in an arcade
I'm rocking project M
The way I'm meant to be played
Shut the hell up!
I'm about to complain
Sakurai what the hell?!
Did I get cut from the game?
In melee I was epic
A legitimate beast
Ganondorf is now a clone of me
That came from the east?
You're too slow
Sonic's the name
If you're having tier problems
Try not being so lame!
Give me a break!
You're no better than your peers
Nintendo's been holding
Sega's hand for years
I'm just glad I'm included
Gonna have a good time
I'll play on easy setting 1
To the Mighty no. 9
The lot of you have made it
Much further than planned
I guess it's time to take you out
Let me give you a hand