It's Super Mario Bros. And I'mma down to flow But it's time to meet the crew so Here we go! Player 2 in the house And I'm fresher than Fiji I may have a vacuum But you can s** on my Weegee Oh, am I next? I'm the topic of interest? Sun shine upon the galaxy The peachiest princess How good of all you people Nice to see you my friends Oh, is that princess Peach? I'm kidnapping again! (Mama f**er) Speaking of princess Little hero of time You can never stack against The k**er demon of rhyme I think he meant to say Your basic manner is cra** And he's got the Master Sword So he'll be kicking your a** If I see these dorks again I might just cough up a kidney I can be in a bikini All they think of is Ridley Hey I feel you Samus Now that Lucas is gone Everybody in the world Think his kit was the bomb If Lady Palutena wants to chat about things She can tell me why she stuck me with the sh**tiest wings? Oh boo hoo! Getting all in a tizz Your life isn't tough You don't know what hard is Whoa! Marth! Phrasing! That came out pretty wrong Here, you wanna hold my sword? It's pretty heavy and long Is it me or does it sound Like they're referring to dongs Ike you look quite familiar Have you met my friend Chrom? Wow, all you guys There's a thing you should know I inhale all the time But all of you really blow! Kirby I'll delight in cutting you down You're banned from the tourney Get the f** outa town! What the hell?! All craft report Been deployed to the fight I'm at the Final Destination Not at item in sight I'm about to cross you up Like we were in an arcade I'm rocking project M The way I'm meant to be played Shut the hell up! I'm about to complain Sakurai what the hell?! Did I get cut from the game? In melee I was epic A legitimate beast Ganondorf is now a clone of me That came from the east? You're too slow Sonic's the name If you're having tier problems Try not being so lame! Give me a break! You're no better than your peers Nintendo's been holding Sega's hand for years I'm just glad I'm included Gonna have a good time I'll play on easy setting 1 To the Mighty no. 9 The lot of you have made it Much further than planned I guess it's time to take you out Let me give you a hand