Man I'm coming in...
I'm the OG PokéMaster
You be drownin' in the
Sea of fire like a Tri-Disaster
When your girl sees my Charizard
She wants to ride
She about to get the Diglett
It's looking misty when I'm gritty in my city
Resting on my champ status
After catchin' all 150
It's a loss for you, but hey!
Whatcha gonna do?
You just sit in Pallet Town
Lookin' Mad Blue
'Scuse me Ass
But I got this rap in the bag
Just a flick of the wrist to win it
Implying Alakazam
Your sk**s are a sham
You just a splash I'm all the dragonrage
One hyperbeam just to bury you next to Raticate
I advocate the grander stage
I even paved the way
The reason why you're red is 'cause
Your sk**s are so embarrasing
It's heresy that you could think to Heracross me
I'm the original Pokemaster
But I'm asleep
Man, hold up a second
I'm returning like a mad erection
Strappin' all your Pokémon with ailments
I'm super effective
You think this trainer can't detect when you're testing me?
You think you're winning?
Now you know that's just a fallacy
And when I'm rockin' and
Dropin' you like a comet
Machopin' you till you wind up adrift
On Cinnabar Island
It's known quantity I'm lavender
I'm so scary
Like a Lugia on one of Barney's suits
Legendary
Well, I'm
Chargin' my solar lasers ready to shoot
Pew...
Check out the stats kid
You understand, resistance is futile
Fly as a Hoothoot
You're grounded like Diglett bowels
I ain't even pulled out the ace
Throw in the bright Noctowl I got
More b**hes than you got gym badges
When was the last time you even kissed a girl you maggot
Stop the madness
I'm evolved
You're stuck in the past
All around I'm known as the greatest
While you're so Maro-wack