Man I'm coming in... I'm the OG PokéMaster You be drownin' in the Sea of fire like a Tri-Disaster When your girl sees my Charizard She wants to ride She about to get the Diglett It's looking misty when I'm gritty in my city Resting on my champ status After catchin' all 150 It's a loss for you, but hey! Whatcha gonna do? You just sit in Pallet Town Lookin' Mad Blue 'Scuse me Ass But I got this rap in the bag Just a flick of the wrist to win it Implying Alakazam Your sk**s are a sham You just a splash I'm all the dragonrage One hyperbeam just to bury you next to Raticate I advocate the grander stage I even paved the way The reason why you're red is 'cause Your sk**s are so embarrasing It's heresy that you could think to Heracross me I'm the original Pokemaster But I'm asleep Man, hold up a second I'm returning like a mad erection Strappin' all your Pokémon with ailments I'm super effective You think this trainer can't detect when you're testing me? You think you're winning? Now you know that's just a fallacy And when I'm rockin' and Dropin' you like a comet Machopin' you till you wind up adrift On Cinnabar Island It's known quantity I'm lavender I'm so scary Like a Lugia on one of Barney's suits Legendary Well, I'm Chargin' my solar lasers ready to shoot Pew... Check out the stats kid You understand, resistance is futile Fly as a Hoothoot You're grounded like Diglett bowels I ain't even pulled out the ace Throw in the bright Noctowl I got More b**hes than you got gym badges When was the last time you even kissed a girl you maggot Stop the madness I'm evolved You're stuck in the past All around I'm known as the greatest While you're so Maro-wack