{Le chien est le meilleur ami de l'homme}
Maniac creature with gigantic teething
Pay attention to that k**ing machine
Staring (at) me with eyes of hate
And growling like a truck engine
Appeared from nowhere
Barking and foaming
Having a terrible urge
(To) Grub my a**
(And) Shred my balls
There's only one solution if I don't want to die
It's to run! Run! Run! Run!
Scared to be devoured
Running for my life
If I am lucky
I'll get out alive!
f**ed!