{Le chien est le meilleur ami de l'homme} Maniac creature with gigantic teething Pay attention to that k**ing machine Staring (at) me with eyes of hate And growling like a truck engine Appeared from nowhere Barking and foaming Having a terrible urge (To) Grub my a** (And) Shred my balls There's only one solution if I don't want to die It's to run! Run! Run! Run! Scared to be devoured Running for my life If I am lucky I'll get out alive! f**ed!