[Rent-Boy]
It's sh**e being Scottish!
We're the lowest of the low!
The scum of the f**ing Earth!
The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation!
Some people hate the English, I don't! They're just wa*kers!
We, on the other hand, are colonised by wa*kers!
Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by!
We're ruled by effete a**holes!
It's a sh**e state of affairs to be in Tommy,
and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f**ing difference!