Ewan McGregor - sh**e Being Scottish lyrics

[Rent-Boy] It's sh**e being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the f**ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation! Some people hate the English, I don't! They're just wa*kers! We, on the other hand, are colonised by wa*kers! Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by! We're ruled by effete a**holes! It's a sh**e state of affairs to be in Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f**ing difference!