[Verse: Lockness Monster]
They like Lockness Monster man who that n***a?!
I'm the hot sixteen spittin new a** n***a
Hundred percent hip hop and I'm the truth a** n***a
And I go harder in the booth better than you a** n***a
Rap game f**ed up a bunch of coon a** n***as
Dunkin Penderhughes I wanna be cool a** n***as
Tried to rhyme most days fam I boo at n***as
Then George Bush a motherf**er throw my shoe at n***as
Sick of these lames I ain't got nothin to do a** n***as
What's up dog? Awww man ain't nothin new a** n***as
Dirty Timberland wahsed up dirty durag n***as
Strawberry Shortcake bunch of food a** n***as
Awww man can I do a song with you a** n***as?
Naw fam go find somethin else to do a** n***a
You old Wesley Snipes To Wong Foo a** n***a
Fake gangsta talkin 'bout who you 'gon shoot at n***a
You ain't built like that fam we knew that n***a
You Shaquille O'Neal can't shoot a** n***a
I just started rappin straight up out the blue a** n***a
And started a record label in the crew a** n***a
Dumb a** retarded I ain't got a clue a** n***a
Awww fam you talkin to me? YEAH YOU ASS ni**a!
Sweet honey y'all, Winnie The Pooh a** n***as
Floatin up sh**'s creek in the canoe a** n***a
Pork sausage eatin old swine flu a** n***as
Copycat monkey see, monkey do a** n***as
Bitin styles like I want to do it too a** n***as
And I want to do it just like you a** n***as
Always talkin 'bout your beef tofu a** n***as
Quick to fall for a chick Pepe Lepeu a** n***as
You a Facebook gangsta Youtube a** n***a
It ain't my fault you can't emcee that's too bad n***a
[Outro: Lockness Monster]
This sound like some mu'f**in...ten o'clock, Nick At Nite
Mu'f**in Mash type sh**, buy the blunt, then bottle of Hennessy
Get a ex pill that's if you pop ex I don't f** with that sh**
Get you some diezel or lemonade, you know what I'm sayin?!
f**in watchin, I Love Lucy and sh**!
n***as thinkin that I talk about some soft sh** on this sh**
But just had to, go in on you n***as real quick
In this b**h with Joe Blow and E-Low
Mu'f**in studio god dammit! It's Lockness Monster mu'f**er!!!
Chicago southside!!! You go to sleep to this sh**
You know what I'm sayin it's that mellow sh**, don't crash your whip mu'f**er!
Blind a** n***a you smoke too much n***a...HA HA HA HA!!!
YEAH! I'm out of this mu'f**er man!!! Nice and easy!!!