Erick Sermon - Typical n***a lyrics

[Verse: Lockness Monster] They like Lockness Monster man who that n***a?! I'm the hot sixteen spittin new a** n***a Hundred percent hip hop and I'm the truth a** n***a And I go harder in the booth better than you a** n***a Rap game f**ed up a bunch of coon a** n***as Dunkin Penderhughes I wanna be cool a** n***as Tried to rhyme most days fam I boo at n***as Then George Bush a motherf**er throw my shoe at n***as Sick of these lames I ain't got nothin to do a** n***as What's up dog? Awww man ain't nothin new a** n***as Dirty Timberland wahsed up dirty durag n***as Strawberry Shortcake bunch of food a** n***as Awww man can I do a song with you a** n***as? Naw fam go find somethin else to do a** n***a You old Wesley Snipes To Wong Foo a** n***a Fake gangsta talkin 'bout who you 'gon shoot at n***a You ain't built like that fam we knew that n***a You Shaquille O'Neal can't shoot a** n***a I just started rappin straight up out the blue a** n***a And started a record label in the crew a** n***a Dumb a** retarded I ain't got a clue a** n***a Awww fam you talkin to me? YEAH YOU ASS ni**a! Sweet honey y'all, Winnie The Pooh a** n***as Floatin up sh**'s creek in the canoe a** n***a Pork sausage eatin old swine flu a** n***as Copycat monkey see, monkey do a** n***as Bitin styles like I want to do it too a** n***as And I want to do it just like you a** n***as Always talkin 'bout your beef tofu a** n***as Quick to fall for a chick Pepe Lepeu a** n***as You a Facebook gangsta Youtube a** n***a It ain't my fault you can't emcee that's too bad n***a [Outro: Lockness Monster] This sound like some mu'f**in...ten o'clock, Nick At Nite Mu'f**in Mash type sh**, buy the blunt, then bottle of Hennessy Get a ex pill that's if you pop ex I don't f** with that sh** Get you some diezel or lemonade, you know what I'm sayin?! f**in watchin, I Love Lucy and sh**! n***as thinkin that I talk about some soft sh** on this sh** But just had to, go in on you n***as real quick In this b**h with Joe Blow and E-Low Mu'f**in studio god dammit! It's Lockness Monster mu'f**er!!! Chicago southside!!! You go to sleep to this sh** You know what I'm sayin it's that mellow sh**, don't crash your whip mu'f**er! Blind a** n***a you smoke too much n***a...HA HA HA HA!!! YEAH! I'm out of this mu'f**er man!!! Nice and easy!!!