[Verse 1]
Well, it was certainly that day
Pack the clothes and do the laundry
I put it off but they were alive
When I'd walk by they'd give me five
[Verse 2]
So I packed up boxers and socks
And had a bagel with some lox
But if I'd known she would be there
That girl with chopsticks in her hair
[Chorus x2]
So, do you come here all the time?
Why are yours fluffier than mine?
I think it's time to change my pill
But your soap technique is pretty ill
[Verse 3]
Well, she was hesitant at first
I think a little bit frightened by my dirt
But I said, "Babe, I feel so clean"
Unless she likes it dirty
[Chorus x3]