Eric Elbogen - Laundry lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, it was certainly that day Pack the clothes and do the laundry I put it off but they were alive When I'd walk by they'd give me five [Verse 2] So I packed up boxers and socks And had a bagel with some lox But if I'd known she would be there That girl with chopsticks in her hair [Chorus x2] So, do you come here all the time? Why are yours fluffier than mine? I think it's time to change my pill But your soap technique is pretty ill [Verse 3] Well, she was hesitant at first I think a little bit frightened by my dirt But I said, "Babe, I feel so clean" Unless she likes it dirty [Chorus x3]