Wright Brothers
We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other
We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover?
'Cause your princess is in our castle now, yeah, she's gone
We stayed up all night, playing Donkey Kong
Before us, people only used to fly in balloons
You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to 'shrooms?
You shoulda, woulda, coulda come to lose an extra life
So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe
Mario Bros.
It's a-me Mario and Luigi motherf**er
Why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other?
Look at these two their lives must have been horrible
Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville
You spend all your time on one machine? Sheesh
If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf
You should eat something anyway, look at you so skinny
You may fly like a hawk but you fight like a kitty
Wright Brothers
We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight
Representing North Carolina, aight
We'll be pressing all your bu*tons like we're the controller
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller
You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something
We're gonna beat you so fast, it's like we're holding down the B bu*ton
Mario Bros.
We're serving up an 8-bit fist, made to order
That'll knock off of the back of your own stupid quarters
Like pow, how d'you like me now?
Spit flames out our mouth like our name was Bowser
You'll get pummeled, you'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel
We've been dropping Bob-ombs since we started this song
Sorry Wright Brothers, this time you chose wrong