Epic Rap Battles of History - The Wright Brothers Vs. The Mario Brothers lyrics

Wright Brothers We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover? 'Cause your princess is in our castle now, yeah, she's gone We stayed up all night, playing Donkey Kong Before us, people only used to fly in balloons You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to 'shrooms? You shoulda, woulda, coulda come to lose an extra life So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe Mario Bros. It's a-me Mario and Luigi motherf**er Why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other? Look at these two their lives must have been horrible Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville You spend all your time on one machine? Sheesh If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf You should eat something anyway, look at you so skinny You may fly like a hawk but you fight like a kitty Wright Brothers We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight Representing North Carolina, aight We'll be pressing all your bu*tons like we're the controller Conquer every level of your 2D scroller You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something We're gonna beat you so fast, it's like we're holding down the B bu*ton Mario Bros. We're serving up an 8-bit fist, made to order That'll knock off of the back of your own stupid quarters Like pow, how d'you like me now? Spit flames out our mouth like our name was Bowser You'll get pummeled, you'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel We've been dropping Bob-ombs since we started this song Sorry Wright Brothers, this time you chose wrong