EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOHN LENNON VS BILL O'REILLY!
BEGIN!
John Lennon:
Help!
You're making my ears bleed,
you need a muzzle!
Why are you pissed off all the time?
didn't your mum give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy that could die
of a heart attack, just in the shower!
You need to chill out for a minute!
and smoke weed for an hour!
Every time I watch your show
all you do is scream at me,
and your face looks like a sh** I took!
High on LSD!
I'm John Lennon,
I'm a legend!
I can see through all your tricks!
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to s** his dick!
Bill O'reilly:
You f**ing long hair!
living in your yellow submarine,
well you're about to get sunk
by the right wing political machine.
Stop your presses Lennon!
You call me: Mr. Bill O'reilly.
When it comes to squashing Limeys
I come recommended highly.
You're weak, between you and me
there's no comparison.
I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently
like George Harrison!
You're Paul McCartney's b**h!
with less talent than Ringo!
and I'd rather s** George Bush's dick,
than Yoko Ono's!
John Lennon:
Well you can't buy me love!
but I'll kick your a** for free!
I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer
and give you a lobotomy!
I'm tired of how you scheme
to stir the people up!
Why don't you just take a vacation?
and SHUT THE fu*k UP!
Bill O'reilly:
Because I'm evil!
heart blacker than Don Cheadle!
Ten thousand dollar shoes I use
to stomp out a Beatle!
Don't tell me to shut the f** up!
that's how I survive!
Now here's Sting,
What? f** it, we'll do it live!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Cast:
John Lennon- Nice Peter
Bill O'reilly- EpicLLOYD