Epic Rap Battles of History - John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! JOHN LENNON VS BILL O'REILLY! BEGIN! John Lennon: Help! You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle! Why are you pissed off all the time? didn't your mum give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy that could die of a heart attack, just in the shower! You need to chill out for a minute! and smoke weed for an hour! Every time I watch your show all you do is scream at me, and your face looks like a sh** I took! High on LSD! I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend! I can see through all your tricks! I wonder how much George Bush paid you to s** his dick! Bill O'reilly: You f**ing long hair! living in your yellow submarine, well you're about to get sunk by the right wing political machine. Stop your presses Lennon! You call me: Mr. Bill O'reilly. When it comes to squashing Limeys I come recommended highly. You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison. I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison! You're Paul McCartney's b**h! with less talent than Ringo! and I'd rather s** George Bush's dick, than Yoko Ono's! John Lennon: Well you can't buy me love! but I'll kick your a** for free! I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer and give you a lobotomy! I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up! Why don't you just take a vacation? and SHUT THE fu*k UP! Bill O'reilly: Because I'm evil! heart blacker than Don Cheadle! Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle! Don't tell me to shut the f** up! that's how I survive! Now here's Sting, What? f** it, we'll do it live! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Cast: John Lennon- Nice Peter Bill O'reilly- EpicLLOYD