[Verse 1]
I hardly know what average is, k**ing tracks like savages
They sleep on me like mattresses, I'm gonna blow like plastic tits
I know I'm the best and I hope that it f**ing shows
I spit pure c**aine, and I spit it f**ing dope
I just spat a hundred bars and I ain't even tired yet
I just k**ed this f**ing beat and I ain't even tried yet
My bars just go over heads like snapbacks and private jets
I'm the f**ing best, replay the track, to get what I said
I could say nothing and still f**ing sh** on you
I spit so f**ing fly my bedroom is a pigeon coop
Did I k** the beat, if it's just a loop
I don't know you complete f**ing nincompoops
How about I just take you to a picture booth
And bring a f**ing pistol through, isn't that what's silly cool
Cynical naa bruh, I spit clinical
The way I f**ing rhyme these words will put me on the pinnacle
I shine so hard you think that I'm afraid of the dark
You must be afraid of my bite, when you're afraid of my bark
God, imagine the rhymes I'd spit, If I actually sparked
I'm not raising the bar, I'm setting the bench mark
It's amazing that people somehow still sleep on me
Let's be honest, Lil Wayne's just a cheaper me
I'm the real rapper, so we know who the street sweep should be
Listen to one of my other songs if you wanna hear a deeper me
Eating rappers like fish to sharks
Rappers can't beat me, can't even leave a few marks
All they can do is spit a few remarks
About how tall and white I am, haha laugh
Now that laugh was sarcastic, it weren't funny
At the end of the day, none of us are getting money
We have nothing in common like Jesus and the easter bunny
Batlle me? Look go on and run home, sonny
This will be my first track so I gotta leave a good impression
I can tell your bars fake but you sell a good impression
How can I get a job when we're in this recession
How can I be happy with this f**ing depression
Question, Who you know who spit half as ill as me?
Ask other MCs then they all just sprint and flee
It's a mystery think I'm using using rap wizardry
Naa mate, I just ain't spitting it glittery
Rakey's here now so you all better be squared
Oh sh** I guess that means me=mc's scared
See I flipped the words, but then I repaired
Last 30 seconds now, are you prepared?
You're obviously vocally impaired, all your shots will be aired
Me, myself and I matured so now all you haters will be spared
Spit so nice gotta get my voice insured, the moment I'm a millionaire
Hearing a first song like this? Hmm, Now that's rare
k**ing all these rappers like Kenny, cause I'm a ba*tard
Battling all these rappers, and you know I'll get the last words
Give me my words back, I don't wanna spit it backwords
You stupid ni- sh**, I almost said the black word
I almost said it, then 90% of you would hate me
You know what I don't give a f**, cos 10% would rate me
Not tryna burst my own bubble and deflate me
But I'm Jake, also known as Rakey