EOM - Zoog Cypher (Freeverse) lyrics

[Verse 1] I hardly know what average is, k**ing tracks like savages They sleep on me like mattresses, I'm gonna blow like plastic tits I know I'm the best and I hope that it f**ing shows I spit pure c**aine, and I spit it f**ing dope I just spat a hundred bars and I ain't even tired yet I just k**ed this f**ing beat and I ain't even tried yet My bars just go over heads like snapbacks and private jets I'm the f**ing best, replay the track, to get what I said I could say nothing and still f**ing sh** on you I spit so f**ing fly my bedroom is a pigeon coop Did I k** the beat, if it's just a loop I don't know you complete f**ing nincompoops How about I just take you to a picture booth And bring a f**ing pistol through, isn't that what's silly cool Cynical naa bruh, I spit clinical The way I f**ing rhyme these words will put me on the pinnacle I shine so hard you think that I'm afraid of the dark You must be afraid of my bite, when you're afraid of my bark God, imagine the rhymes I'd spit, If I actually sparked I'm not raising the bar, I'm setting the bench mark It's amazing that people somehow still sleep on me Let's be honest, Lil Wayne's just a cheaper me I'm the real rapper, so we know who the street sweep should be Listen to one of my other songs if you wanna hear a deeper me Eating rappers like fish to sharks Rappers can't beat me, can't even leave a few marks All they can do is spit a few remarks About how tall and white I am, haha laugh Now that laugh was sarcastic, it weren't funny At the end of the day, none of us are getting money We have nothing in common like Jesus and the easter bunny Batlle me? Look go on and run home, sonny This will be my first track so I gotta leave a good impression I can tell your bars fake but you sell a good impression How can I get a job when we're in this recession How can I be happy with this f**ing depression Question, Who you know who spit half as ill as me? Ask other MCs then they all just sprint and flee It's a mystery think I'm using using rap wizardry Naa mate, I just ain't spitting it glittery Rakey's here now so you all better be squared Oh sh** I guess that means me=mc's scared See I flipped the words, but then I repaired Last 30 seconds now, are you prepared? You're obviously vocally impaired, all your shots will be aired Me, myself and I matured so now all you haters will be spared Spit so nice gotta get my voice insured, the moment I'm a millionaire Hearing a first song like this? Hmm, Now that's rare k**ing all these rappers like Kenny, cause I'm a ba*tard Battling all these rappers, and you know I'll get the last words Give me my words back, I don't wanna spit it backwords You stupid ni- sh**, I almost said the black word I almost said it, then 90% of you would hate me You know what I don't give a f**, cos 10% would rate me Not tryna burst my own bubble and deflate me But I'm Jake, also known as Rakey