[Verse 1]
Floating through a body of guppies on fish scales
In a hotel lobby, I check in, I'm upstairs
Now they want to bar me, they call me and come here
Who has the Bacardi? No Meyers, I want Clear
Sophisticated Kirby with douchebags
The king of the dead with the vulnerable notepad
I'm looking at you guys like I'm all, "Why you so broke?"
I can't treat you losers no morsel, you must go
Away from me because I need a space to think and breathe
So I can achieve something so great
I'm at the top of the food chain
And it's okay, I have a ma**ively huge brain
And when I concentrate, it can create
A new wave of emotions swimming in this poison
When it gets arctic, I don't become frozen
I moisten and glisten, the dominant mammal has risen
[Hook]
I feel like a whale, I look like a whale
I drink like a whale, can't you f**in' tell?
I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's the bill, baby
I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's been ill lately
I sleep like a whale, I dream like a whale
I eat like a whale, can't you f**in' tell?
I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's the bill, baby
I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's been ill lately
[Verse 2]
Heavy and robust as I thrust through the front door
I'm a predator who craves flesh, and I want more
Clenchin' on her neck as we lay on the cold floor
"Slippery When Wet" is the name of our love song
I push up inside her, now she's a whale rider
She wanted me to try her fish, but I could not oblige her
Smelled like a BP oil spill up inside her
I lied to negate and said, "We can do all that on our next date"
But there ain't gon' be no next date
You're not that interesting, you don't get a wedding ring
I'm looking for a queen to do all of those nasty things
Or at least a girl who keeps up with hygiene
Nah'mean? That means I'm going home
To pour some more [?] coal down my blowhole
Listenin' to love songs in my bed, I begin to think
"I need to have a child before I go extinct"
[Hook]
I feel like a whale, I look like a whale
I drink like a whale, can't you f**in' tell?
I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's the bill, baby
I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's been ill lately
I sleep like a whale, I dream like a whale
I eat like a whale, can't you f**in' tell?
I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's the bill, baby
I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's been ill lately