[Verse 1] Floating through a body of guppies on fish scales In a hotel lobby, I check in, I'm upstairs Now they want to bar me, they call me and come here Who has the Bacardi? No Meyers, I want Clear Sophisticated Kirby with douchebags The king of the dead with the vulnerable notepad I'm looking at you guys like I'm all, "Why you so broke?" I can't treat you losers no morsel, you must go Away from me because I need a space to think and breathe So I can achieve something so great I'm at the top of the food chain And it's okay, I have a ma**ively huge brain And when I concentrate, it can create A new wave of emotions swimming in this poison When it gets arctic, I don't become frozen I moisten and glisten, the dominant mammal has risen [Hook] I feel like a whale, I look like a whale I drink like a whale, can't you f**in' tell? I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's the bill, baby I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's been ill lately I sleep like a whale, I dream like a whale I eat like a whale, can't you f**in' tell? I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's the bill, baby I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's been ill lately [Verse 2] Heavy and robust as I thrust through the front door I'm a predator who craves flesh, and I want more Clenchin' on her neck as we lay on the cold floor "Slippery When Wet" is the name of our love song I push up inside her, now she's a whale rider She wanted me to try her fish, but I could not oblige her Smelled like a BP oil spill up inside her I lied to negate and said, "We can do all that on our next date" But there ain't gon' be no next date You're not that interesting, you don't get a wedding ring I'm looking for a queen to do all of those nasty things Or at least a girl who keeps up with hygiene Nah'mean? That means I'm going home To pour some more [?] coal down my blowhole Listenin' to love songs in my bed, I begin to think "I need to have a child before I go extinct" [Hook] I feel like a whale, I look like a whale I drink like a whale, can't you f**in' tell? I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's the bill, baby I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's been ill lately I sleep like a whale, I dream like a whale I eat like a whale, can't you f**in' tell? I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's the bill, baby I'm drowning' in the sea of the life, it's been ill lately