Intro: Eminem)
ALRIGHT, LISTEN HERE, GLOBAL WARMING IS MY FEAR
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THE fu*kING QUEERS
THEY CALL ME DR. EMINEM CAUSE I CHECK THAT PUSSY
FINGERING IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY REALLY MUSHY
(Verse 1: Eminem)
I MADE A NEW DISCOVERY; YOU ARE A f*gGOT
YOU AIN’T SEEMIN LUCKY, I’MMA CALL YA B-RABBIT
fu*k DONALD TRUMP, WHITE LIKE BABY POWDER
IM TAKIN A SHOWER WHILE YOUR DICK IS GETTIN DOWNER
DONALD fu*kIN DRUMP, IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME JOHNSON?
PUT YOU IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE YOUR ASS IS JOE SWANSON
THIS b*tch IS fu*kIN SLUMP, A ni**a CANT JUMP
YOURE SO OLD THAT YOU LIVE IN A fu*kING TREE TRUNK
b*tch DON’T TALK TO ME WHEN YOU GOT NO fu*kIN RACKS
0 ON TOP OF 0, NO TITTIES, AND NO TRACKS
CALL ME EMINEM CAUSE IM fu*kIN ON YO b*tch
CALL THIS fu*k YOUR DAD EXCEPT HE AINT A SNITCH
WHAT YOU GONNA DO DRUMP, CALL UP YO ALLIES
GOT ALOT OF BOOGERS CAN YOU OPEN UP YOUR NIG EYES
TRUMP THINKS HE’S THE sh*t? YOU LIVE IN A WHITE HOUSE
BUT WHEN I TAKE A fu*kIN sh*t IT’LL BE THE BROWN HOUSE
YOU WILL DRIP LIKE RETRO, THAT STUPID CHICKEN EATER
YOU’RE THE fu*kING PRESIDENT, WELL I AM YOUR fu*kING LEADER
I WILL EAT ON YO ASS LIKE CHIPS
b*tch YOU GOT A SMALL ASS DICK
NEEDA COMPENSATE CAUSE U DONT GOT A b*tch
BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE JUST LACKIN SOME TITS
COME ON HERE AND su*k ON A LITTLE BABIES CLIT
LIKE YOU’RE BONNIE THE b*tch, DUMBASS LITTLE sh*t
But whatever, i just dont give a sh**
About you drump, cause you really ain’t lit
BUT WHATEVER, EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS I SPIT HEAT
HEY, ALLIGATOR, CAN YOU HOP UP ON THIS BEAT?
(Verse 2: Alligator)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
I DONT GIVE A sh*t ABOUT INCEST, THAT sh*t IS WINCEST
THINK YOU ARE BLESSED, WISHIN YOUR WIFE HAD BIG BREASTS
YOU’RE LOOKIN’ SO ORANGE, ARE YOU A BAG OF TAKIS?
TRYNA SPY ON US WITH CAMERAS AND WALKY TALKIES?!
WELL, I BET YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR fu*kING SWEATY SOCKS
‘TILL YOU’RE BANGIN ON YOUR co*k, THINKIN’ ITS A ROCK
BUT NAH, IT IS FLACCID, YOUR BODY, SMELLS LIKE ACID
SHOOT YOU UP, KURT COBAIN, THAT b*tch WAS JUST TARGET PRACTICE
WHATS UP WITH YO HAIR, YOU’RE LOOKIN’ LIKE A BEE
CALL YOURSELF BIG TRUMP, YOU’RE ONLY SIX FOOT THREE
ILL SHUT DOWN YO CASINOS, YOU DUMB LITTLE-
(Verse 3: Eminem)
b*tch! THINKIN’ YOU’RE TOP sh*t CAUSE YOU FIRE PEOPLE LIKE A SNITCH
NAH, WE CAN’T BE HAVING THAT sh*t, YOU LASS!
DING DONG AT THE DOOR, THE RAP GOD IS HERE TO BEAT YOUR ASS
YOU’RE AS GOOD AS GOLF AS I AM AT fu*kING b*tchES
GIVE YOU TO NIGWARD AND HE’LL THROW YOU IN LOTS OF DITCHES
YOU’RE ORANGE, WAIT IM COLORBLIND, YOU’RE ACTUALLY fu*kING RED
LIKE THE TIP OF NIGWARDS DICK YOU’LL BE BLEEDING OUT RED
YOUR FAME IS GROWING SMALLER WHILE MY DICK IS GROWING BIGGER
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TRUMP IS JUST A STUPID fu*kING NIGGE-
(Eagle: CAAAW)
(Verse 4: Abe Lincoln)
ARE YOU fu*kING sh*tTING ME WITH MY ASS UP YOUR co*k
DONALD fu*kING TRUMP REALLY THINKS HE’S HARD LIKE DIAMOND BLOCKS
I’VE HEARD MORE THOUGHTFUL TWEETS FROM fu*kING CHRIS CHAN
SHUT THE fu*k UP WITH YOUR sh*t YOU SOUND LIKE FOUR CHAN
I’M SO SICK AND TIRED OF TAKING CONSTIPATED sh*tS
IF THIS IS THE BEST MY PARTY GETS THEN MY PARTY SHOULD sh*t
(Eminem: HAAH) I’M SORRY, DID I SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU FOUND… WITTY?
WIPE OFF THAT DUMBASS SMILE AND TOUCH THIS fu*kERS TITTIES
BUILD A WALL AROUND YOUR ASS, HERE, YOU WANT A COOKIE?
I BET YOU GO UP TO YOUR DAUGHTERS AND GRAB THEM BY THEIR PUSSIES
I’M GONNA SLAP YOUR ASSES FOR ALL OF THE fu*kING PEOPLE
YOUR MOM IS EQUAL, MY RHYMES ARE FETAL, NOW LET ME fu*k MY EAGLE!