Eminem - Trump Isnt Real lyrics

Intro: Eminem) ALRIGHT, LISTEN HERE, GLOBAL WARMING IS MY FEAR I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THE fu*kING QUEERS THEY CALL ME DR. EMINEM CAUSE I CHECK THAT PUSSY FINGERING IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY REALLY MUSHY (Verse 1: Eminem) I MADE A NEW DISCOVERY; YOU ARE A f*gGOT YOU AIN’T SEEMIN LUCKY, I’MMA CALL YA B-RABBIT fu*k DONALD TRUMP, WHITE LIKE BABY POWDER IM TAKIN A SHOWER WHILE YOUR DICK IS GETTIN DOWNER DONALD fu*kIN DRUMP, IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME JOHNSON? PUT YOU IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE YOUR ASS IS JOE SWANSON THIS b*tch IS fu*kIN SLUMP, A ni**a CANT JUMP YOURE SO OLD THAT YOU LIVE IN A fu*kING TREE TRUNK b*tch DON’T TALK TO ME WHEN YOU GOT NO fu*kIN RACKS 0 ON TOP OF 0, NO TITTIES, AND NO TRACKS CALL ME EMINEM CAUSE IM fu*kIN ON YO b*tch CALL THIS fu*k YOUR DAD EXCEPT HE AINT A SNITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO DRUMP, CALL UP YO ALLIES GOT ALOT OF BOOGERS CAN YOU OPEN UP YOUR NIG EYES TRUMP THINKS HE’S THE sh*t? YOU LIVE IN A WHITE HOUSE BUT WHEN I TAKE A fu*kIN sh*t IT’LL BE THE BROWN HOUSE YOU WILL DRIP LIKE RETRO, THAT STUPID CHICKEN EATER YOU’RE THE fu*kING PRESIDENT, WELL I AM YOUR fu*kING LEADER I WILL EAT ON YO ASS LIKE CHIPS b*tch YOU GOT A SMALL ASS DICK NEEDA COMPENSATE CAUSE U DONT GOT A b*tch BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE JUST LACKIN SOME TITS COME ON HERE AND su*k ON A LITTLE BABIES CLIT LIKE YOU’RE BONNIE THE b*tch, DUMBASS LITTLE sh*t But whatever, i just dont give a sh** About you drump, cause you really ain’t lit BUT WHATEVER, EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS I SPIT HEAT HEY, ALLIGATOR, CAN YOU HOP UP ON THIS BEAT? (Verse 2: Alligator) (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING) I DONT GIVE A sh*t ABOUT INCEST, THAT sh*t IS WINCEST THINK YOU ARE BLESSED, WISHIN YOUR WIFE HAD BIG BREASTS YOU’RE LOOKIN’ SO ORANGE, ARE YOU A BAG OF TAKIS? TRYNA SPY ON US WITH CAMERAS AND WALKY TALKIES?! WELL, I BET YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR fu*kING SWEATY SOCKS ‘TILL YOU’RE BANGIN ON YOUR co*k, THINKIN’ ITS A ROCK BUT NAH, IT IS FLACCID, YOUR BODY, SMELLS LIKE ACID SHOOT YOU UP, KURT COBAIN, THAT b*tch WAS JUST TARGET PRACTICE WHATS UP WITH YO HAIR, YOU’RE LOOKIN’ LIKE A BEE CALL YOURSELF BIG TRUMP, YOU’RE ONLY SIX FOOT THREE ILL SHUT DOWN YO CASINOS, YOU DUMB LITTLE- (Verse 3: Eminem) b*tch! THINKIN’ YOU’RE TOP sh*t CAUSE YOU FIRE PEOPLE LIKE A SNITCH NAH, WE CAN’T BE HAVING THAT sh*t, YOU LASS! DING DONG AT THE DOOR, THE RAP GOD IS HERE TO BEAT YOUR ASS YOU’RE AS GOOD AS GOLF AS I AM AT fu*kING b*tchES GIVE YOU TO NIGWARD AND HE’LL THROW YOU IN LOTS OF DITCHES YOU’RE ORANGE, WAIT IM COLORBLIND, YOU’RE ACTUALLY fu*kING RED LIKE THE TIP OF NIGWARDS DICK YOU’LL BE BLEEDING OUT RED YOUR FAME IS GROWING SMALLER WHILE MY DICK IS GROWING BIGGER EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TRUMP IS JUST A STUPID fu*kING NIGGE- (Eagle: CAAAW) (Verse 4: Abe Lincoln) ARE YOU fu*kING sh*tTING ME WITH MY ASS UP YOUR co*k DONALD fu*kING TRUMP REALLY THINKS HE’S HARD LIKE DIAMOND BLOCKS I’VE HEARD MORE THOUGHTFUL TWEETS FROM fu*kING CHRIS CHAN SHUT THE fu*k UP WITH YOUR sh*t YOU SOUND LIKE FOUR CHAN I’M SO SICK AND TIRED OF TAKING CONSTIPATED sh*tS IF THIS IS THE BEST MY PARTY GETS THEN MY PARTY SHOULD sh*t (Eminem: HAAH) I’M SORRY, DID I SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU FOUND… WITTY? WIPE OFF THAT DUMBASS SMILE AND TOUCH THIS fu*kERS TITTIES BUILD A WALL AROUND YOUR ASS, HERE, YOU WANT A COOKIE? I BET YOU GO UP TO YOUR DAUGHTERS AND GRAB THEM BY THEIR PUSSIES I’M GONNA SLAP YOUR ASSES FOR ALL OF THE fu*kING PEOPLE YOUR MOM IS EQUAL, MY RHYMES ARE FETAL, NOW LET ME fu*k MY EAGLE!