He removed them from their tanks
He shoved them in his trousers
He wanted them without a bill
Because he was a thief
He came to a screeching halt when he felt the lobsters
Clutching his manhood, vasectomy by lobsters
He has learned his lesson but
He'll never be a daddy
2004, England: A thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants learned that crime doesn't pay, when the creatures gave him a vasectomy