He removed them from their tanks He shoved them in his trousers He wanted them without a bill Because he was a thief He came to a screeching halt when he felt the lobsters Clutching his manhood, vasectomy by lobsters He has learned his lesson but He'll never be a daddy 2004, England: A thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants learned that crime doesn't pay, when the creatures gave him a vasectomy