(Intro)
(Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful n***a! Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee a** haircut you got, you'd get some b**hes on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-a** if she ever stop f**in' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f**ing with...n***a...)
(Verse)
Often resort to self-immolation when impatient
Shelving anchors, sedate raping geisha's
And stealing spaceships, hiding many faces
(what, like Satan?), just bought a new f**ing
Condo that's hell adjacent (oh), mind racing
b**h locked in my basement
Play a game of chasey and f** her til she's chafing
Giving fake directions to random pedestrians
Maybe stealing babies and your grandmothers pension
Stressing, raving, skull flaming, complaining
Frustrated talking in layman's
(haha) f**ing always hating shaving
Not loving Raymond, enjoying Larry David
And playing Late Registration, (you secure that sh**)
Face to the pavement screaming don't rape me (uh)
Empathetic watching lethal weapon f**ing sweating
Indecisiveness got me second guessing every question
f**ing pheasants to feed to peasants
Spacey like Kevin (fu*k), revering reverends
Forever running errands, but to my merit (yeah)
k**ing dreams, I got Peter Pan up in my minivan
I'm not Van Damme or Jon Hamm
Would love a Boards of Canada panorama
Pan the camera back to Pamela Adlon, Jared and Jensen (uh)
Tastes expensive, and opposed to renting
f**ing swim with fins at the bottom of the Loch Ness
Like my strawberries how I like my f**ing women
(how?) topless (oh)..
(Outro)
(All right sweethearts, you heard the man, you know the drill! Hudson come here, come HERE!)
(Hahahaha)