(Intro) (Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful n***a! Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee a** haircut you got, you'd get some b**hes on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-a** if she ever stop f**in' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f**ing with...n***a...) (Verse) Often resort to self-immolation when impatient Shelving anchors, sedate raping geisha's And stealing spaceships, hiding many faces (what, like Satan?), just bought a new f**ing Condo that's hell adjacent (oh), mind racing b**h locked in my basement Play a game of chasey and f** her til she's chafing Giving fake directions to random pedestrians Maybe stealing babies and your grandmothers pension Stressing, raving, skull flaming, complaining Frustrated talking in layman's (haha) f**ing always hating shaving Not loving Raymond, enjoying Larry David And playing Late Registration, (you secure that sh**) Face to the pavement screaming don't rape me (uh) Empathetic watching lethal weapon f**ing sweating Indecisiveness got me second guessing every question f**ing pheasants to feed to peasants Spacey like Kevin (fu*k), revering reverends Forever running errands, but to my merit (yeah) k**ing dreams, I got Peter Pan up in my minivan I'm not Van Damme or Jon Hamm Would love a Boards of Canada panorama Pan the camera back to Pamela Adlon, Jared and Jensen (uh) Tastes expensive, and opposed to renting f**ing swim with fins at the bottom of the Loch Ness Like my strawberries how I like my f**ing women (how?) topless (oh).. (Outro) (All right sweethearts, you heard the man, you know the drill! Hudson come here, come HERE!) (Hahahaha)