[Anyone Can Rap - Drew Diezel playing in background]
[Intro (Drew and friends)]
*skipping through songs, landing on Anyone Can Rap*
*chewing goldfish*
Yo, did you know, hold on, goldfish contain, celery and dehydrated onions?
What?
Yeah, imagine if um-
Ooh, oh sh** this is me
You made this?
Oh man, oh this is so sh**ty
Yeah dude, this is garbage, I could do better than this
Honestly like, i think i've progressed quite a bit, like
Nah dude for sure
I feel like i could do something better honestly, it was fun, like, just recording. Even though it was so sh**ty, i dunno, it was still a fun time
Yeah dude, it's always a fun time, you could do more, why not?
Oh sure, but let's just listen to this and laugh at this for a little bit
Alright, alright, no, no this is whack. Lemme cut this sh**, cut this sh**. Turn the beat up, lemme see what i can do
[Backseat Freestyle - Kendrick Lamar]
[Verse]
I'm spitting on this beat
This'll kick you off your feet
Man I know, this a reach
But I'mma go, impossibly
Fast when i'm spitting
I'm back on a rhythm
Like acid you tripping
I'm pa**ing you whipping
Versus my verse is a
Bad decision
I'm a cat to a kitten
I'm slapping the writers
Out of your hand
I know i'm the man
You don't understand
There is no plan
I'm sh**ting damn
It hits the fan
You're getting canned
I'm going back into it
I'm getting a shoe in
I got it so clue in
Don't know what i'm do-
Aw man, ran out of breath
I'm going back into it
I'm getting a shoe in
I got it so clue in
Don't know what i'm doing
Don't hail from Detroit
I've never been to Illinois
But I spit it and rip it I'm gonna stick with it
I did it just once I admit I had fun
You say that there's no point in
Me making all these choices
They're saying that my voice is
Not that great there's no enjoyment
Can't fake out my joy
Wait for deployment
My rhymes will be boiling
My time is appointed
You save me from poison
Cause you s**
[Outro]
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