[Anyone Can Rap - Drew Diezel playing in background] [Intro (Drew and friends)] *skipping through songs, landing on Anyone Can Rap* *chewing goldfish* Yo, did you know, hold on, goldfish contain, celery and dehydrated onions? What? Yeah, imagine if um- Ooh, oh sh** this is me You made this? Oh man, oh this is so sh**ty Yeah dude, this is garbage, I could do better than this Honestly like, i think i've progressed quite a bit, like Nah dude for sure I feel like i could do something better honestly, it was fun, like, just recording. Even though it was so sh**ty, i dunno, it was still a fun time Yeah dude, it's always a fun time, you could do more, why not? Oh sure, but let's just listen to this and laugh at this for a little bit Alright, alright, no, no this is whack. Lemme cut this sh**, cut this sh**. Turn the beat up, lemme see what i can do [Backseat Freestyle - Kendrick Lamar] [Verse] I'm spitting on this beat This'll kick you off your feet Man I know, this a reach But I'mma go, impossibly Fast when i'm spitting I'm back on a rhythm Like acid you tripping I'm pa**ing you whipping Versus my verse is a Bad decision I'm a cat to a kitten I'm slapping the writers Out of your hand I know i'm the man You don't understand There is no plan I'm sh**ting damn It hits the fan You're getting canned I'm going back into it I'm getting a shoe in I got it so clue in Don't know what i'm do- Aw man, ran out of breath I'm going back into it I'm getting a shoe in I got it so clue in Don't know what i'm doing Don't hail from Detroit I've never been to Illinois But I spit it and rip it I'm gonna stick with it I did it just once I admit I had fun You say that there's no point in Me making all these choices They're saying that my voice is Not that great there's no enjoyment Can't fake out my joy Wait for deployment My rhymes will be boiling My time is appointed You save me from poison Cause you s** [Outro] Alright, next song, *click*