[Intro]
[Colonel Noodle:]
Yeah, [PaRappa: Yeah] Yeah, we're [P: Haha] gonna bring it down like this y'all. [P: Yep yep.]
I'm gonna let my man PaRappa know [P: Word.] that noodles rule the world
Yeah, yeah, that little slippery thing tastes so good all the time
Yeah, yeah, that's right. [P: Aight
It goes a little something like this. Stay with me now, [P: Yea] here we go. [P: Like this, like dis]
In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly
No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly
The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti, are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes
Without a doubt, I got the flow, coming at ya live, bring the place alive, every single day I jive
With the thought, comes my direct actions
Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction
[Verse 1]
Slurp it, s** it, I know you all like it
[PaRappa: Slurp it, s** it, I know we all like it.]
Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market
[PaRappa: Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket.]
Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican
[PaRappa: Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean.]
Anything goes, even Hawaiian
[PaRappa: Anything goes, even Alaskan.]
[Bridge 1]
Long, and chewy [P: uh-huh uh-huh], occasionally gooey
The best things in life taste good with chop [P: chop] suey! [P: suey!]
8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat. [P: uh-huh]
Admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat. (Hoo!)
[Song is interrupted by the sound PJ Berri's DJ Booth crashing through a nearby wall, shutting the power off. Several characters are muttering to each other in confusion. After a moment, the song continues.]
[Verse 2]
Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom
[PaRappa: Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom.]
I bet you didn't know; Noodles' the rules
[PaRappa: I bet you didn't know; There are no rules.]
Sushi, burgers, they all taste good
[PaRappa: Pizza, burritos, they all taste good.]
As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods
[PaRappa: As long as they love food, then any thing's cool.]
[Bridge 2]
Hip hop music [P: Hip hop,] with an old school [P: hip hop.] twist
I keep the place intact and do a rap like this. [P: Like this.]
You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks
Come on kid, get down with the mix. [P: uh.]
[Verse 3]
N. double O. D. L. E. S
[PaRappa: C. double O. K. I. E. S.]
Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest
[PaRappa: Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest.]
Ramen, udon, soba, you name it
[PaRappa: Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it
Any type of noodles you like, yes I got it
[PaRappa: Any type of sweets you like, yes I got it.]
[Bridge 3]
Whatever your thoughts may be, [P: May be] I'm bound to be
The king of all foods, with noodles as the key. [P:as the key.]
Full of pride, and glory way up above
Cuz here I come y'all, full of noodles and love!
[Verse 4]
Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why
[PaRappa: Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask you why.]
But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries
[PaRappa: But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.]
Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie
[PaRappa: Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must've sounded real eerie.]
Thanks brother, for letting me understand that a man must understand to keep his options open
[PaRappa: You're welcome brother, for letting you understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.]