Dred Foxx - Noodles Can't Be Beat lyrics

[Intro] [Colonel Noodle:] Yeah, [PaRappa: Yeah] Yeah, we're [P: Haha] gonna bring it down like this y'all. [P: Yep yep.] I'm gonna let my man PaRappa know [P: Word.] that noodles rule the world Yeah, yeah, that little slippery thing tastes so good all the time Yeah, yeah, that's right. [P: Aight It goes a little something like this. Stay with me now, [P: Yea] here we go. [P: Like this, like dis] In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti, are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes Without a doubt, I got the flow, coming at ya live, bring the place alive, every single day I jive With the thought, comes my direct actions Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction [Verse 1] Slurp it, s** it, I know you all like it [PaRappa: Slurp it, s** it, I know we all like it.] Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market [PaRappa: Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket.] Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican [PaRappa: Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean.] Anything goes, even Hawaiian [PaRappa: Anything goes, even Alaskan.] [Bridge 1] Long, and chewy [P: uh-huh uh-huh], occasionally gooey The best things in life taste good with chop [P: chop] suey! [P: suey!] 8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat. [P: uh-huh] Admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat. (Hoo!) [Song is interrupted by the sound PJ Berri's DJ Booth crashing through a nearby wall, shutting the power off. Several characters are muttering to each other in confusion. After a moment, the song continues.] [Verse 2] Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom [PaRappa: Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom.] I bet you didn't know; Noodles' the rules [PaRappa: I bet you didn't know; There are no rules.] Sushi, burgers, they all taste good [PaRappa: Pizza, burritos, they all taste good.] As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods [PaRappa: As long as they love food, then any thing's cool.] [Bridge 2] Hip hop music [P: Hip hop,] with an old school [P: hip hop.] twist I keep the place intact and do a rap like this. [P: Like this.] You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks Come on kid, get down with the mix. [P: uh.] [Verse 3] N. double O. D. L. E. S [PaRappa: C. double O. K. I. E. S.] Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest [PaRappa: Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest.] Ramen, udon, soba, you name it [PaRappa: Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it Any type of noodles you like, yes I got it [PaRappa: Any type of sweets you like, yes I got it.] [Bridge 3] Whatever your thoughts may be, [P: May be] I'm bound to be The king of all foods, with noodles as the key. [P:as the key.] Full of pride, and glory way up above Cuz here I come y'all, full of noodles and love! [Verse 4] Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why [PaRappa: Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask you why.] But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries [PaRappa: But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.] Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie [PaRappa: Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must've sounded real eerie.] Thanks brother, for letting me understand that a man must understand to keep his options open [PaRappa: You're welcome brother, for letting you understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.]