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"You may leave the island of Cordoba!"
[Verse 1: Harold McSloth]
Yo, I come with the iller sh**, beats round the Dilla tip
All k**er, no filler, b**h
Some forty seconds later, I step in gators and equators
On a road trip to Vegas, I say we still got plenty of miles, Davis
Listening to John McLaughlin, gone and stuck his co*k in
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Hey Marvin, hide in there, oh sh**, you got mean
Going back to my roots, oh sh** you got me
Like fusion jazz, and improving as I go along
And I've come a long way, baby, Virginia Slims
I'm on the verge to sing a hymn, bring it in, a schwingin' Jim
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An accomplice to Hamburglar, here to accomplish the styles dirtier
Devoted like DeVito, imma default it ?Dorito?
That's pretty neato, going to the top like a freethrow
Your childhood hero reduced to zero, now here we go
A determined dermatologist swallowed piss
As I filled him with hollow tips, if you feel it then holla-
(Hook)
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Fee-fi-fo-fum, yohohohoho (x2)
[Verse 2: Dratchface]
Ought to catch a lot of flack like I'm lossless
Toss this back and pop a cap in your bosses
Matter of fact, feel the distinct lack of slack you get
Split 'till it's a schism with precision that's accurate, “Oh Dratch, you mensch”
Hits up the shiksas like it's a Sunday service
They nervous, my words worthless, churlish like a pervert's
I go deep like earthworms, unbeaten when it comes to curse words
Irks germs like how a knee to the crotch hurts s**ms
Candid through the verse, and b**hes flinch like, “Ooh, this hurts”
I am the coolest nerd in the expanded universe
Just check yourself before you get electrocuted worse my by fluid words
I'm not the first rapper with Jewish quirks
He's f**ing vicious, and known for his stone wit
That sh**'s embarra**ing like choking on your own spit
“Yeah, no sh**, Sherlock” The rhymes burst like ker-pop
Your rhymes are equal in value to what a bird drop
(Hook)
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"The irony is...you get it, right?"