Dratchface - Straw Man lyrics

[Sampled audio] "You may leave the island of Cordoba!" [Verse 1: Harold McSloth] Yo, I come with the iller sh**, beats round the Dilla tip All k**er, no filler, b**h Some forty seconds later, I step in gators and equators On a road trip to Vegas, I say we still got plenty of miles, Davis Listening to John McLaughlin, gone and stuck his co*k in ? Hey Marvin, hide in there, oh sh**, you got mean Going back to my roots, oh sh** you got me Like fusion jazz, and improving as I go along And I've come a long way, baby, Virginia Slims I'm on the verge to sing a hymn, bring it in, a schwingin' Jim ? An accomplice to Hamburglar, here to accomplish the styles dirtier Devoted like DeVito, imma default it ?Dorito? That's pretty neato, going to the top like a freethrow Your childhood hero reduced to zero, now here we go A determined dermatologist swallowed piss As I filled him with hollow tips, if you feel it then holla- (Hook) [Sampled audio] Fee-fi-fo-fum, yohohohoho (x2) [Verse 2: Dratchface] Ought to catch a lot of flack like I'm lossless Toss this back and pop a cap in your bosses Matter of fact, feel the distinct lack of slack you get Split 'till it's a schism with precision that's accurate, “Oh Dratch, you mensch” Hits up the shiksas like it's a Sunday service They nervous, my words worthless, churlish like a pervert's I go deep like earthworms, unbeaten when it comes to curse words Irks germs like how a knee to the crotch hurts s**ms Candid through the verse, and b**hes flinch like, “Ooh, this hurts” I am the coolest nerd in the expanded universe Just check yourself before you get electrocuted worse my by fluid words I'm not the first rapper with Jewish quirks He's f**ing vicious, and known for his stone wit That sh**'s embarra**ing like choking on your own spit “Yeah, no sh**, Sherlock” The rhymes burst like ker-pop Your rhymes are equal in value to what a bird drop (Hook) [Sampled audio] "The irony is...you get it, right?"