[Intro]
Yeeehawwwww!
[Verse 1: Dratchface]
Stop me if you've heard this one, they call me the absurdist one
I start my flow, and the next thing you know, my verse is done
Blink and you'll miss me, school zone goin' 60
b**h please, on a lunatic fringe since I was sixteen
It's clean, my record, the one the feds have
Despite my filthy lyrics, I'm blowing up like a meth lab
Yo, peace to Seattle, land of Hendrix and d**h Cab
It's not the kind of city where you're liable to get stabbed
The rhymes you're cooking up are very bland
With nary a reaction in my salivary gland
Hey, since when did s**a MC's get famous?
These days, even a gay fish is in everyone's playlist
I hate to say this, 'cause it may break the matrix
But Ye gave his soul away to corporate, aging, racists
And it's a sin to waste a day that God gave us
I hardly think he'd send Mr. Kardashian to save us