[Intro] Yeeehawwwww! [Verse 1: Dratchface] Stop me if you've heard this one, they call me the absurdist one I start my flow, and the next thing you know, my verse is done Blink and you'll miss me, school zone goin' 60 b**h please, on a lunatic fringe since I was sixteen It's clean, my record, the one the feds have Despite my filthy lyrics, I'm blowing up like a meth lab Yo, peace to Seattle, land of Hendrix and d**h Cab It's not the kind of city where you're liable to get stabbed The rhymes you're cooking up are very bland With nary a reaction in my salivary gland Hey, since when did s**a MC's get famous? These days, even a gay fish is in everyone's playlist I hate to say this, 'cause it may break the matrix But Ye gave his soul away to corporate, aging, racists And it's a sin to waste a day that God gave us I hardly think he'd send Mr. Kardashian to save us