[Intro]
Standin' alone by the edge of the woods
What am I doin'? Somethin' not good
I'm practicin' a sk** of a unique kind:
How to summon wolves with my mind
[Verse 1]
You says too much, it drives me nuts
I ask you to stop, you won't let up
But we'll see if you keep talkin' sa**
When you're trapped in the wrath of a wolf attack
Ouch! Wolves nippin' at your arm
Ouch! One's nippin' at your leg
Ouch! One's lungin' at your shoestrings
Causin' you to rethink the way you do things
In a while you will lose that smile
When they get up on you Jack London style
Then you'll regret all the crap you pulled
You won't sa** me like that when I can summon wolves
[Verse 2]
If you sa** in my apartment
I dial up the Wolf Department
Like a pizza guy, they'll arrive in [?] van
When the car pulls up outside, I'll buzz 'em in
If you sa** at the water park
You'll hear the bark of a water shark
Cause the shark is a wolf in a shark disguise
And he's comin' for that a** on the water slide
Then you'll know not to disrespect
Then you'll know keep that lip in check
Then you'll know to be very careful
You won't sa** me like that when I can summon wolves
[Bridge]
Wolves to the front, wolves to the back
Wolves circulatin', waitin' to attack
[Outro]
So far I've managed to summon a raccoon and a squirrel
The squirrel might have been a coincidence
But the raccoon was a definite summon
But he looked mean, and he had fangs, looked pretty vicious
So, pretty soon, as I perfect this methodology
It'll be time for you to watch out for the... wolves