[Intro] Standin' alone by the edge of the woods What am I doin'? Somethin' not good I'm practicin' a sk** of a unique kind: How to summon wolves with my mind [Verse 1] You says too much, it drives me nuts I ask you to stop, you won't let up But we'll see if you keep talkin' sa** When you're trapped in the wrath of a wolf attack Ouch! Wolves nippin' at your arm Ouch! One's nippin' at your leg Ouch! One's lungin' at your shoestrings Causin' you to rethink the way you do things In a while you will lose that smile When they get up on you Jack London style Then you'll regret all the crap you pulled You won't sa** me like that when I can summon wolves [Verse 2] If you sa** in my apartment I dial up the Wolf Department Like a pizza guy, they'll arrive in [?] van When the car pulls up outside, I'll buzz 'em in If you sa** at the water park You'll hear the bark of a water shark Cause the shark is a wolf in a shark disguise And he's comin' for that a** on the water slide Then you'll know not to disrespect Then you'll know keep that lip in check Then you'll know to be very careful You won't sa** me like that when I can summon wolves [Bridge] Wolves to the front, wolves to the back Wolves circulatin', waitin' to attack [Outro] So far I've managed to summon a raccoon and a squirrel The squirrel might have been a coincidence But the raccoon was a definite summon But he looked mean, and he had fangs, looked pretty vicious So, pretty soon, as I perfect this methodology It'll be time for you to watch out for the... wolves