k**er! k**er! k**er!
I've got ax to grind, I've got a writer's block, I've got a need to k**
Here's Johnny!
I've got ax to grind, I've got a write'rs block, I've got a need to k**
Here's Johnny!
He's got a wife and a kid... plus, a lot on his mind
Got a brand new job... but, he's short on time
He's got a white man's burden, and, a psycho's stare
He's got a friend behind the bar... with black blue hair
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Poor little Danny's got a boy... named Tony who lives in his mouth
How f**ed up is this? How f**ed up is this?
"A momentary loss of muscular coordination"
"A few extra foot pounds of energy... Per second! Per second!"
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Then there's Wendy... she's submissive and eager
She's good with a bat... plus, it's easy to please her
Not forgetting the butler, who's got a secret to share
He's informing 'The Caretaker'... that the caretakers always been here!
I've got ax to grind
k**er! k**er! k**er!
I've got a writer's block
k**er! k**er! k**er!
I've got a need to k**
k**er! k**er! k**er!
I've got a need to
k**'er! k**'er! k**'er!