Doyle Bright - I've Got An Ax To Grind lyrics

k**er! k**er! k**er! I've got ax to grind, I've got a writer's block, I've got a need to k** Here's Johnny! I've got ax to grind, I've got a write'rs block, I've got a need to k** Here's Johnny! He's got a wife and a kid... plus, a lot on his mind Got a brand new job... but, he's short on time He's got a white man's burden, and, a psycho's stare He's got a friend behind the bar... with black blue hair k**er! k**er! k**er! Poor little Danny's got a boy... named Tony who lives in his mouth How f**ed up is this? How f**ed up is this? "A momentary loss of muscular coordination" "A few extra foot pounds of energy... Per second! Per second!" k**er! k**er! k**er! Then there's Wendy... she's submissive and eager She's good with a bat... plus, it's easy to please her Not forgetting the butler, who's got a secret to share He's informing 'The Caretaker'... that the caretakers always been here! I've got ax to grind k**er! k**er! k**er! I've got a writer's block k**er! k**er! k**er! I've got a need to k** k**er! k**er! k**er! I've got a need to k**'er! k**'er! k**'er!