[Verse 1]
This is the story of a kid named Ryu
A true story, seriously, why would I lie, dude?
And I hope you don't get bored as I try to
Tell it to you
This is much more than a haiku
He liked to draw animes of elves and sh**
With questionable anatomy that we helped him with
His goal was to render ladies so immaculate
That when you saw 'em you felt like you could really grab a tit
That's some nasty sh**
Little bit creepy
But in art school that sh** isn't frowned on, believe me
So for Ryu, getting hella views, it was easy
If there's tit-tees
People gonna peep-it, fo' sheezy
Okay early on nobody suspects a thing
All like, "Nice drawing man, she's a s**y thing!"
He's playin' the art section
And he's excellin'
But in a moment Imma get into the second thing
[Bridge]
Ryu, Ryu, Ryu, Ryu-Gi
People think you're creepy
And I agree
All my friends, enemies, and I believe
That your elf rape drawings are a sight to see!
[Hook]
Ryu-Gi, what's your deal
Your stuff is really really creepy! [x3]
Ryu-Gi, what's your deal, your deal
You're creepy!
Ryu-Gi
[Verse 2]
Fast forward
Ryu's been postin' threads for weeks
And at this point I'm feelin' quite propelled to speak
I'm like, "Ryu
I hate to abrupt, but yo
That's a nice elf, but you should think up some clothes
If she's a warrior, you should make her armor less teeny
Or explain to me the virtue of an armored bikini
Fight a battle like that and she'll be armless and bleeding."
But Ryu was a little too far gone to believe me
"Not to fear!" said he, "It makes sense!
Allow me to relate to you the story line, hence:
Her name is Selene, she was a priestess in the place
When an elf brain-washed her to s** penis and get raped!
Here's a picture from the time when she was weak and mindless
Willing to do anything to please his highness
And though she escaped she still dons the thong
As a reminder of the days when she was on his dong!"
[Bridge]
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
From this point forward he had a reputation
As the kid who drew all the forest elf fornication
But he kept postin' that sh** as if he was on a roll
Every [?] explanation dug him deeper in the hole
We said, "Ryu, Ryu, Ryu, Ryu-Gi
We all think your creepy
Can't you see?
And wait, kid, just before you answer-
We don't want to hear you try to justify your fantasies."
Quoth Ryu, "I don't know why y'all are actin' that way!
I mean, who doesn't wanna see a women trapped and enslaved?
Stop hating- you will never stem my creativity
By the way you know whats hot? That new movie captivity."
The climax is creepy and triumphantly rampant
We said, "Well, that's the last straw, kid."
And somebody banned him
But he's still creepin'
Never is his perv name sloppy
Somewhere, he's out there, stalking a bird named Coffee
[Bridge]
[Hook]