Dopey Ziegler - Ryu-Gi lyrics

[Verse 1] This is the story of a kid named Ryu A true story, seriously, why would I lie, dude? And I hope you don't get bored as I try to Tell it to you This is much more than a haiku He liked to draw animes of elves and sh** With questionable anatomy that we helped him with His goal was to render ladies so immaculate That when you saw 'em you felt like you could really grab a tit That's some nasty sh** Little bit creepy But in art school that sh** isn't frowned on, believe me So for Ryu, getting hella views, it was easy If there's tit-tees People gonna peep-it, fo' sheezy Okay early on nobody suspects a thing All like, "Nice drawing man, she's a s**y thing!" He's playin' the art section And he's excellin' But in a moment Imma get into the second thing [Bridge] Ryu, Ryu, Ryu, Ryu-Gi People think you're creepy And I agree All my friends, enemies, and I believe That your elf rape drawings are a sight to see! [Hook] Ryu-Gi, what's your deal Your stuff is really really creepy! [x3] Ryu-Gi, what's your deal, your deal You're creepy! Ryu-Gi [Verse 2] Fast forward Ryu's been postin' threads for weeks And at this point I'm feelin' quite propelled to speak I'm like, "Ryu I hate to abrupt, but yo That's a nice elf, but you should think up some clothes If she's a warrior, you should make her armor less teeny Or explain to me the virtue of an armored bikini Fight a battle like that and she'll be armless and bleeding." But Ryu was a little too far gone to believe me "Not to fear!" said he, "It makes sense! Allow me to relate to you the story line, hence: Her name is Selene, she was a priestess in the place When an elf brain-washed her to s** penis and get raped! Here's a picture from the time when she was weak and mindless Willing to do anything to please his highness And though she escaped she still dons the thong As a reminder of the days when she was on his dong!" [Bridge] [Hook] [Verse 3] From this point forward he had a reputation As the kid who drew all the forest elf fornication But he kept postin' that sh** as if he was on a roll Every [?] explanation dug him deeper in the hole We said, "Ryu, Ryu, Ryu, Ryu-Gi We all think your creepy Can't you see? And wait, kid, just before you answer- We don't want to hear you try to justify your fantasies." Quoth Ryu, "I don't know why y'all are actin' that way! I mean, who doesn't wanna see a women trapped and enslaved? Stop hating- you will never stem my creativity By the way you know whats hot? That new movie captivity." The climax is creepy and triumphantly rampant We said, "Well, that's the last straw, kid." And somebody banned him But he's still creepin' Never is his perv name sloppy Somewhere, he's out there, stalking a bird named Coffee [Bridge] [Hook]