[Verse 1: Mausberg]
Now if it ain't the P-funk, dog it just ain't me
I'm used to ridin' in the vroom, with a bride and bumpin' Biggie
Poppin' my collar, top-notch, big dollar
Sharp as a tack, my gators about to attack
It's the return of the big and spiffy
California, shiny white walls on them gold Daytonas
b**hes flaggin' me down, because I'm lookin' all good and stuff
But I didn't stop cause baby wasn't lookin' good enough
I'm on some other sh**, Cubans in paradise
Nuttin' but dime b**hes and n***as havin' they own cheese
And we gon' party in the player's ball
And don't forget to bring yo' baddest b**h
Cause pimpin's involved
[Chorus]
Celebratin' for my playa-playas (that's for you)
Coast to coast, propose a toast
A little something for my pimpallstics (and that's for you)
East or West, we doin' the best
A celebration for my playa-playas (and that's for you)
Coast to coast, propose a toast
A little something for my pimpallstics (and that's for you)
East or West, we doin' the best
[Verse 2: Mausberg]
Now baby you got life and bullsh** twisted
I ain't that type, n***a
Bomb b**hes, platinum and gold, trick 'em out riches
I'm a pimp and playa for life, bloody crap shooter
I studied n***as like Chubb Rock, Turkey Wayne, and Gooba
Ain't nuthin' fake about it, only guns bust bullets
I'm from the set, if ya got it, better do more than pull it
Sprung on a p**y n***a, better call quits
Went from pimpin' the b**h to dressin' like twins and sh**
I'm the playa, the big baller, shot caller
Other n***as breakin' you off, then why bother?
Never jumpin' outta character
Especially for a b**h that's too cute to pute
Baby you can get the boot
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Mausberg]
Y'all ain't ready for Maussy to get flossy on the credits
I take a point from a b**h, but gettin' big headed
If you ain't comin' with half or better, I'm going solo
And you f**ing the Berg is a no go
Celebrity dick is far from free
And I don't think it's a b**h costin' me and hard for me
I'm on some top-notch pimpallstic sh**
I'll make ya break ya self, fo' a piece of this dick
Gotta get the chips, I can make my own self nut
I jack off then blast off in a plastic cup
So back up, this dick is V.I.P
And have price for the b**hes just to talk to me
[Outro]
A celebration for my playa-playas
Coast to coast, propose a toast
A little something for my pimpallstics
East or West, we doin' our best
(4x)
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